When I was little, I was robbed by a gang of Miltanks. They took my money and the berries I had collected for my own Pokemon.
Do not trust cute Pokemon.
Anonymous asked: u are such a cute old man lemme squeeze u
Oh my, thank you!
-old man smooches on your cheeks-
rotom-is-the-bomb asked: you'd really make me one?! /starts sparking and giggling./ that would be wonderful!!! can it look like a fridge? ooh, or maybe a lawnmower! that way i could be a lawnmower without havng to be a lawnmower and it would be amazing and great!!
I will have to commission ancient hatters from Sinnoh to make this hat, but yes, we can make it look like a lawnmower!
Don’t worry dear, this hat shall be made!
rotom-is-the-bomb asked: /slips up under his hat anyway, flying around and modeling it for the world.
-Grabs camera and takes beautiful photos to post to secret fashion blog.-
You look lovely in my hat!
Perhaps we can make you one…
rotom-is-the-bomb asked: can i posess your hat? or at least wear it because it looks so fun!
You can’t posses my hat, silly, my hat isn’t electronic!
… I think.
Maybe someone put a voice recorder in there again, this happens every-so-often…
wallyburninglungs asked: (( he y youre really great okay... you dont have to be super funny or anyhting i mean... lookit me i barely post and half the time its feelings with my daddies,, but ilasgoc still accepts me and theyll accept you!! we enjoyhaving you here and its okay justb eing a fun old guy with stories and stuff its rrly nice ))
mynameisnotsylvia-deactivated20 asked: daddddddddddddd
I have returned from apologizing to a bunch of people in a small village for the misdeeds of Team Plasma.
In bedazzled robes.
My life is exciting.